(Anon.) Quote #19151 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Thomas Jones Quote #6907 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Dennis Miller Quote #6679 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #14872 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are students of words; we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and...
Fred Allen Quote #24833 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Edward Morgan Forster Quote #27631 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 09-07-05 Quote #13299 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Josh Billings Quote #11326 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the...
Ralph W. Sockman Quote #22912 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.
Thomas Hood (1799-1845), in the poem called No! Quote #10360 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No sun – no moon! No morn – no noon – No dawn –...