Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #6907
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #14872
We are students of words; we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #27631
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #11326
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the...
Quote #22912
Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.
Quote #10360
No sun – no moon! No morn – no noon – No dawn –...