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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
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The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a...
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Ferris Cameron has never been in love — at least, nobody’s ever been in...
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The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
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Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
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Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to...