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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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Life without a friend is death without a witness.
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It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than...
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All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...
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A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow. There’s nothing tangible of yesterday. All I...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for...
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
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Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she...