Quote #28165
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #19701
Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.
Quote #2967
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #22460
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #30469
In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...
Quote #31206
Power operates only destructively, bent always on forcing every manifestation of life into the...