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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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I am grateful for all my problems. After each one was overcome, I became...
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The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after...
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The feeble tremble before opinion, the foolish defy it, the wise judge it, the...
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It is suggested that, in domestic violence at least, the presence or absence of...
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
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Two dangers constantly threaten the world order and disorder.
Quote #15489
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...