Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #27742
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #16705
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
Quote #12988
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Quote #7477
Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #31919
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...