Quote #33071
America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #31863
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
Quote #22768
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #22722
In all affairs it’s a healthy thing now and then to hang a question...
Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #34110
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
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Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
Quote #34398
Practice yourself what you preach.