Quote #12417
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
Quote #29325
Surely God causes the seed and the stone to sprout He brings forth the...
Quote #25970
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #13279
THE DISAPPOINTED MAN SPEAKS.–I sought great human beings, I never found anything but the...
Quote #560
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Quote #22995
We win half the battle when we make up our minds to take the...
Quote #34021
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Quote #16758
You see things and you say, ‘Why’ But I dream things that never were...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #12737
Gentlemen prefer bonds.