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As civil rulers, not having their duty to the people duly before them, may...
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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
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Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I...
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It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make...
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Life is real Life is earnest And the grave is not its goal Dust...
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“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”
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The reliance on property is…the want of self-reliance. Men measure the esteem of each...