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If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing...
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Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less...
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What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
Quote #17543
The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.
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There is a difference between Moses and Paul. Moses was the great Law-giver to...
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On this planet, there are people with talents and people with flaws. The smart...
Quote #33231
There comes a moment when you realize that virtually anything is possible- that nothing...