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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over...
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A crow is no whiter for being washed.
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How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to...
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Every woman knows all about everything.
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign...
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History teaches us that when a barbarian race confronts a sleeping culture, the barbarian...
Quote #20436
Make the most of your regrets. . . . To regret deeply is to...