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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
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It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other...
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I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
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A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
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Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who...
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God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.