Quote #3745
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Quote #17872
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t...
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #11558
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Quote #11429
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Quote #23754
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
Quote #20983
I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
Quote #1790
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.