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Either war is obsolete or men are.
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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do...
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Good plans shape good decisions. That’s why good planning helps to make elusive dreams...
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Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...