Quote #12633
You go to war with the Army you have. They?re not the Army you...
Quote #6604
Imagine a world without Darwin. Imagine a world in which Charles Darwin and Alfred...
Quote #11935
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Quote #2972
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7295
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
Quote #13777
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
Quote #14708
People who know the least always argue the most.
Quote #14207
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...
Quote #32860
God’s people have no assurances that the dark experiences of life will be held...