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Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
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Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #2857
The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
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Is demum miser est, cuius nobilitas miserias nobilitat. (Indeed, wretched the man whose fame...
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He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having...
Quote #31262
We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.
Quote #22520
My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn’t showmanship, it isn’t big promises-those things...