Quote #34817
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #1599
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #11519
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #23457
Help a man against his will and you do the same as murder him.
Quote #14983
What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself...
Quote #32732
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Quote #29894
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...