Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #10074
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Quote #2729
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Quote #13240
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #104
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Quote #33869
By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it.
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #13474
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #28770
When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that’s where they...
Quote #13982
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...