Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #13066
If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
Quote #3390
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...
Quote #488
My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #16907
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, or behavior, like the wish to...
Quote #22049
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #14188
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Quote #4650
His only fault is that he has no fault.