Quote #22248
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Quote #20698
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Quote #24353
The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...
Quote #15290
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Quote #23186
The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #26716
And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #20322
Tough girl I’m almost single, my husband’s on death row.
Quote #8312
Hell is other people.
Quote #21668
Dont look back. Something might be gaining on you.