Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #34286
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #19806
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
Quote #1220
Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should...
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #21621
If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having.
Quote #14903
Catch your people doing something right and let them know you appreciate it.
Quote #10945
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get–only with what...
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.