Quote #776
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and...
Quote #19858
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
Quote #15108
In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that...
Quote #6913
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #25677
It’s tough watching a good idea lose because its backers are less eloquent or...
Quote #9565
It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it...
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #6897
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.