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Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
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The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be...
Quote #17809
Do something every day that you don’t want to do this is the golden...
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #23779
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
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Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...