Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #29278
Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #18394
Ted Striker It was a rough place – the seediest dive on the wharf....
Quote #3846
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Quote #25147
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
Quote #19821
Knowledge and timber shouldn’t be much used till they are seasoned.
Quote #17630
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Quote #27285
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #29423
The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.