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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
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The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #28283
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #3299
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying...
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest...
Quote #25794
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.