Quote #12577
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Quote #3504
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #3498
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Quote #12056
That which seems most feeble and bewildered in you is the strongest and most...
Quote #5158
Ah, what shall I be at fifty, should nature keep me alive, if I...
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #12164
God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
Quote #28306
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Quote #10078
You are the product of your own brainstorm.
Quote #20954
An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.