Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28136 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Danish Proverb Quote #22446 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor. (When love is not madness, it...
William A. Foster Quote #15795 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere...
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote #16645 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote #23645 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He who has great power should use it lightly.
Billy Madison Quote #16564 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Quote #6725 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28198 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations Quote #4656 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28279 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...