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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and...
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Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...
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Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...
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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
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Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
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The gods help them that help themselves.
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Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it...