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I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
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Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
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The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage...
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The best, most beautiful, and most perfect way that we have of expressing a...
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the...
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If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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Life’s two Great Questions Why me and What do I do now