Quote #19504
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #12352
Life is just a quick succession of busy nothings.
Quote #30454
There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top...
Quote #23815
There is a god within us, and we have intercourse with heaven. That spirit...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #7045
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
Quote #9657
For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the...
Quote #20196
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #4534
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...