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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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I want to emphasize in the great concentration which we now place upon scientists...
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I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever...
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Upon those who step into the same rivers different and ever different waters flow...
Quote #12879
Be comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.
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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.