Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight...
Quote #25437
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #522
If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not...
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #5524
To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only...
Quote #25560
Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
Quote #68
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.