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Unfortunate is he who cannot gain a few sincere friends during his life and...
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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A Hospital is no place to be sick.
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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
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What do you despise By this are you truly known.
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Sometimes the only sense we can make out of life is a sense of...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #25760
An adventure differs from a mere feat in that it is tied to the...