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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
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When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity since sanity is,...
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...
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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
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On the Plains of Hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions, who, at the...
Quote #30562
This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past....