Quote #152
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God–but...
Quote #20730
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #2014
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Quote #27764
If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #17021
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #9321
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
Quote #21407
When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.
Quote #2066
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
Quote #30982
The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...