Quote #29628
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #27931
Surely, God on high has not refused to give us enough wisdom to find...
Quote #28640
Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.
Quote #4309
Time eases all things.
Quote #11153
A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #29027
Wisdom is know what to do next virtue is doing it.
Quote #2192
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an...
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.