Quote #451
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that...
Quote #2138
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...
Quote #26773
A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Quote #29920
The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary...
Quote #27574
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #17470
Heaven means to be one with God.
Quote #12223
Popularity is neither fame nor greatness.
Quote #8033
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Quote #4648
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.