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There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a...
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One likes people much better when they’re battered down by a prodigious siege of...
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It is not enough to have a good mind the main thing is to...
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
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Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...