Quote #25830
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
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Judge of thine improvement, not by what thou speakest or writest, but by the...
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Like the number of apples Contained within a single apple seed Each opportunity that...
Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #18469
The better part of one’s life consists of his friendships.
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #14537
Only sick music makes money today.