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Merrill One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the...
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Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.
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The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may...
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As a sinner I could not please God, I could not neutralize or pay...
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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
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Faith is a continuation of reason.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.