Quote #790
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...
Quote #1593
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #12226
To impress the idea of power on others, they must be made in some...
Quote #28043
The timid and fearful first failures dismay, but the stout heart stays trying by...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #15608
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #25508
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #12086
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Quote #18680
Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.