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I could prove God statistically.
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #5150
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the...
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #15190
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual...