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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they...
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Never for me the lowered banner, never the last endeavour.
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A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #33699
I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the...
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Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.
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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore