Quote #27535
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and...
Quote #17681
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Quote #30790
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #2202
It is sometimes expedient to forget who we are.
Quote #1529
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Quote #2286
Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #24847
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.