Quote #19695
He is ill clothed, who is bare of virtue.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14115
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second,...
Quote #5452
Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
Quote #32463
Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
Quote #15986
Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #15679
Inside every man there is a poet who died young.
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Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one...
Quote #1542
We only do well the things we like doing.