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If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.
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Liberty is one of the most valuable blessings that Heaven has bestowed upon mankind.
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The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.
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The greatest penalty of evildoing – namely, to grow into the likeness of bad...