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This coffee plunges into the stomach…the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like...
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
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If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all...
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk...
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
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I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
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All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
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To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of...
Quote #27935
People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.