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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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When in doubt, tell the truth.
Quote #33409
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #34375
I’ve been thinking about that old Zen conundrum what’s the sound of one hand...
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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
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The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of...
Quote #10310
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe...
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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #7408
Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
Quote #30609
Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating.