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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #29663
Be a sinner and sin mightily, but more mightily believe and rejoice in Christ.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #11956
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Quote #17506
The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
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A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.
Quote #31176
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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Let the punishment match the offense.
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...