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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #4505
Fortune helps the brave.
Quote #29997
Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the...
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Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not...
Quote #22564
Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Quote #27827
Take care, your worship, those things over there are not giants but windmills.